5 clr
   10 background 0:border 0:color 1:scnclr
   20 print chr$(14);chr$(27);"8"
   30 print "{home}robotfindskitten in MEGA65 BASIC"
   40 print "Based on the game by the illustrious Leonard Richardson (C) 1997, 2000"
   50 print "Written originally for the Nerth Pork robotfindskitten contest"
   60 print "Adapted for the MEGA65 by dddaaannn";chr$(13);chr$(13)
   70 print "In this game, you are robot ({rvon}#{rvof}). Your job is to find kitten. This task"
   80 print "is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten."
   90 print "Robot must touch items to determine if they are kitten or not. The game"
  100 print "ends with robotfindskitten.";chr$(13);chr$(13)
  110 print "Press Return to start."
  120 getkey a&:if a&<>13 then 120
  130 scnclr
  140 for c=0 to 79:c@&(c,1)=11:t@&(c,1)=100:next c
  150 ic=20:restore:read nk:dim id(79,24):dim uc(ic):dim ud(ic):dim ux(ic):dim uy(ic)
  160 for i=0 to ic                              
  170 x=int(rnd(1)*77)+1
  180 y=int(rnd(1)*22)+2
  190 ch=int(rnd(1)*(127-91))+91:if ch=96 then 190
  200 co=int(rnd(1)*14)+1
  210 de=int(rnd(1)*nk)+1
  230 ok=0:for j=0 to i
  240 if uc(j)=ch or ud(j)=de then ok=1
  245 if ux(j)=x and uy(j)=y then ok=1
  250 next j
  260 if ok=1 then 170
  270 uc(i)=ch:ud(i)=de:ux(i)=x:uy(i)=y
  280 t@&(x,y)=ch:c@&(x,y)=co:id(x,y)=de
  290 next i
  300 rx=0:ry=2
  310 ki=int(rnd(1)*ic):id(ux(ki),uy(ki))=-1
  400 t@&(rx,ry)=163:c@&(rx,ry)=1
  410 getkey k&:if k&<>17 and k&<>29 and k&<>145 and k&<>157 then 410
  415 cursor 0,0:print "                                                                              "
  420 nx=rx:ny=ry
  430 if k&=17 and ny<24 then ny=ny+1
  440 if k&=29 and nx<79 then nx=nx+1
  450 if k&=145 and ny>2 then ny=ny-1
  460 if k&=157 and nx>0 then nx=nx-1
  470 if id(nx,ny)=-1 then 800
  480 if id(nx,ny)>0 then 500
  490 t@&(rx,ry)=32:rx=nx:ry=ny
  495 goto 400
  500 restore 9000+id(nx,ny):read m$:cursor 0,0
  510 for i=1 to len(m$)
  520 if mid$(m$,i,1)="\" then mid$(m$,i,1)=chr$(34)
  530 next i
  540 print m$
  550 goto 400
  800 border 28
  810 print "{home}                   You found the kitten! Way to go, robot!"
  820 sleep 3
  830 border 0
  840 print "{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}{rght}Press Return to play again."
  850 getkey k&:if k&<>13 then 850
  860 goto 5
 9000 data 403
 9001 data "\I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!\, sez Mr. T."
 9002 data "That's just an old tin can."
 9003 data "It's an altar to the horse god."
 9004 data "A box of dancing mechanical pencils. They dance! They sing!"
 9005 data "It's an old Duke Ellington record."
 9006 data "A box of fumigation pellets."
 9007 data "A digital clock. It's stuck at 2:17 PM."
 9008 data "That's just a charred human corpse."
 9009 data "I don't know what that is, but it's not kitten."
 9010 data "An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?"
 9011 data "Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?"
 9012 data "A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd."
 9013 data "Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm)."
 9014 data "A freshly-baked pumpkin pie."
 9015 data "A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing."
 9016 data "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!"
 9017 data "It's Richard Nixon's nose!"
 9018 data "It's Lucy Ricardo. \Aaaah, Ricky!\, she says."
 9019 data "You stumble upon Bill Gates' stand-up act."
 9020 data "Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra."
 9021 data "It's the Will Rogers Highway. Who was Will Rogers, anyway?"
 9022 data "It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile."
 9023 data "Leonard Richardson is here, asking people to lick him."
 9024 data "It's a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle."
 9025 data "Your State Farm Insurance(tm) representative!"
 9026 data "It's the local draft board."
 9027 data "Seven 1/4\ screws and a piece of plastic."
 9028 data "An 80286 machine."
 9029 data "One of those stupid \Homes of the Stars\ maps."
 9030 data "A signpost saying \TO KITTEN\. It points in no particular direction."
 9031 data "A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole."
 9032 data "A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator."
 9033 data "It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter."
 9034 data "Just a pincushion."
 9035 data "It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity."
 9036 data "\Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...\"
 9037 data "It's just an object."
 9038 data "A mere collection of pixels."
 9039 data "A badly dented high-hat cymbal lies on its side here."
 9040 data "A marijuana brownie."
 9041 data "A plush Chewbacca."
 9042 data "Daily hunger conditioner from Australasia"
 9043 data "Just some stuff."
 9044 data "Why are you touching this when you should be finding kitten?"
 9045 data "A glorious fan of peacock feathers."
 9046 data "It's some compromising photos of Babar the Elephant."
 9047 data "A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!"
 9048 data "It's the proverbial wet blanket."
 9049 data "A \Get Out of Jail Free\ card."
 9050 data "An incredibly expensive \Mad About You\ collector plate."
 9051 data "Paul Moyer's necktie."
 9052 data "A haircut and a real job. Now you know where to get one!"
 9053 data "An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you."
 9054 data "An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you."
 9055 data "It's a black hole. Don't fall in!"
 9056 data "Just a big brick wall."
 9057 data "You found kitten! No, just kidding."
 9058 data "Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts."
 9059 data "A smoking branding iron shaped like a 24-pin connector."
 9060 data "It's a Java applet."
 9061 data "An abandoned used-car lot."
 9062 data "A shameless plug for Crummy: http://www.crummy.com/"
 9063 data "A shameless plug for the UCLA Linux Users Group: http://linux.ucla.edu/"
 9064 data "A can of Spam Lite."
 9065 data "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley."
 9066 data "It's scenery for \Waiting for Godot\."
 9067 data "This grain elevator towers high above you."
 9068 data "A Mentos wrapper."
 9069 data "It's the constellation Pisces."
 9070 data "It's a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!"
 9071 data "This kind of looks like kitten, but it's not."
 9072 data "It's a banana! Oh, joy!"
 9073 data "A helicopter has crashed here."
 9074 data "Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear."
 9075 data "A patch of mushrooms grows here."
 9076 data "A patch of grape jelly grows here."
 9077 data "A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!"
 9078 data "A geyser sprays water high into the air."
 9079 data "A toenail? What good is a toenail?"
 9080 data "You've found the fish! Not that it does you much good in this game."
 9081 data "A Buttertonsils bar."
 9082 data "One of the few remaining discoes."
 9083 data "Ah, the uniform of a Revolutionary-era minuteman."
 9084 data "A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices."
 9085 data "It's nothing but a G-thang, baby."
 9086 data "IT'S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!"
 9087 data "This was no boating accident!"
 9088 data "Wait! This isn't the poker chip! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!"
 9089 data "A livery stable! Get your livery!"
 9090 data "It's a perpetual immobility machine."
 9091 data "\On this spot in 1962, Henry Winkler was sick.\"
 9092 data "There's nothing here; it's just an optical illusion."
 9093 data "The World's Biggest Motzah Ball!"
 9094 data "A tribe of cannibals lives here. They eat Malt-O-Meal for breakfast, you know."
 9095 data "This appears to be a rather large stack of trashy romance novels."
 9096 data "Look out! Exclamation points!"
 9097 data "A herd of wild coffee mugs slumbers here."
 9098 data "It's a limbo bar! How low can you go?"
 9099 data "It's the horizon. Now THAT'S weird."
 9100 data "A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck to the floor here."
 9101 data "A large snake bars your way."
 9102 data "A pair of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here."
 9103 data "It's an ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green?"
 9104 data "It's TV's lovable wisecracking Crow! \Bite me!\, he says."
 9105 data "Hey, look, it's war. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again."
 9106 data "It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten."
 9107 data "A flamboyant feather boa. Now you can dress up like Carol Channing!"
 9108 data "\Sure hope we get some rain soon,\ says Farmer Joe."
 9109 data "The spectre of Sherlock Holmes wills you onwards."
 9110 data "\Topsoil's all gone, ma,\ weeps Lil' Greg."
 9111 data "This is a large brown bear. Oddly enough, it's currently peeing in the woods."
 9112 data "A team of arctic explorers is camped here."
 9113 data "This object here appears to be Louis Farrakhan's bow tie."
 9114 data "This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps."
 9115 data "A trash compactor, compacting away."
 9116 data "This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!"
 9117 data "It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter."
 9118 data "This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself."
 9119 data "This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D."
 9120 data "A salmon hatchery? Look again. It's merely a single salmon."
 9121 data "It's a rim shot. Ba-da-boom!"
 9122 data "It's creepy and it's kooky, mysterious and spooky. It's also somewhat ooky."
 9123 data "This is an anagram."
 9124 data "This object is like an analogy."
 9125 data "It's a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere."
 9126 data "The object pushes back at you."
 9127 data "A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently vandalized."
 9128 data "\There is no kitten!\ cackles the old crone. You are shocked by her blasphemy."
 9129 data "This is a Lagrange point. Don't come too close now."
 9130 data "The dirty old tramp bemoans the loss of his harmonica."
 9131 data "Look, it's Fanny the Irishman!"
 9132 data "What in blazes is this?"
 9133 data "It's the instruction manual for a previous version of this game."
 9134 data "A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning."
 9135 data "Tea and/or crumpets."
 9136 data "This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it."
 9137 data "It's a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum."
 9138 data "This is a remote control. Being a robot, you keep a wide berth."
 9139 data "It's a roll of industrial-strength copper wire."
 9140 data "Oh boy! Grub! Er, grubs."
 9141 data "A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play."
 9142 data "Plenty of nothing."
 9143 data "Look at that, it's the Crudmobile."
 9144 data "Just Walter Mattheau and Jack Lemmon."
 9145 data "Two crepes, two crepes in a box."
 9146 data "An autographed copy of \Primary Colors\, by Anonymous."
 9147 data "Another rabbit? That's three today!"
 9148 data "It's a segmentation fault. Core dumped, by the way."
 9149 data "A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null."
 9150 data "Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. Arrr!"
 9151 data "It's a charcoal briquette, smoking away."
 9152 data "A pizza, melting in the sun."
 9153 data "It's a \HOME ALONE 2: Lost in New York\ novelty cup."
 9154 data "A stack of 7 inch floppies wobbles precariously."
 9155 data "It's nothing but a corrupted floppy. Coaster anyone?"
 9156 data "A section of glowing phosphor cells sings a song of radiation to you."
 9157 data "This TRS-80 III is eerily silent."
 9158 data "A toilet bowl occupies this space."
 9159 data "This peg-leg is stuck in a knothole!"
 9160 data "It's a solitary vacuum tube."
 9161 data "This corroded robot is clutching a mitten."
 9162 data "\Hi, I'm Anson Williams, TV's 'Potsy'.\"
 9163 data "This subwoofer was blown out in 1974."
 9164 data "Three half-pennies and a wooden nickel."
 9165 data "It's the missing chapter to \A Clockwork Orange\."
 9166 data "It's a burrito stand flyer. \Taqueria El Ranchito\."
 9167 data "This smiling family is happy because they eat LARD."
 9168 data "Roger Avery, persona un famoso de los Estados Unidos."
 9169 data "Ne'er but a potted plant."
 9170 data "A parrot, kipping on its back."
 9171 data "A forgotten telephone switchboard."
 9172 data "A forgotten telephone switchboard operator."
 9173 data "It's an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there."
 9174 data "It's a portable hole. A sign reads: \Closed for the winter\."
 9175 data "Just a moldy loaf of bread."
 9176 data "A little glass tub of Carmex. ($.89) Too bad you have no lips."
 9177 data "A Swiss-Army knife. All of its appendages are out. (toothpick lost)"
 9178 data "It's a zen simulation, trapped within an ASCII character."
 9179 data "It's a copy of \The Rubaiyat of Spike Schudy\."
 9180 data "It's \War and Peace\ (unabridged, very small print)."
 9181 data "A willing, ripe tomato bemoans your inability to digest fruit."
 9182 data "A robot comedian. You feel amused."
 9183 data "It's KITT, the talking car."
 9184 data "Here's Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead."
 9185 data "\Blup, blup, blup\, says the mud pot."
 9186 data "More grist for the mill."
 9187 data "Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs."
 9188 data "The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune."
 9189 data "It's \Finding kitten\, published by O'Reilly and Associates."
 9190 data "Pumpkin pie spice."
 9191 data "It's the Bass-Matic '76! Mmm, that's good bass!"
 9192 data "\Lend us a fiver 'til Thursday\, pleas Andy Capp."
 9193 data "It's a tape of '70s rock. All original hits! All original artists!"
 9194 data "You've found the fabled America Online disk graveyard!"
 9195 data "Empty jewelboxes litter the landscape."
 9196 data "It's the astounding meta-object."
 9197 data "Ed McMahon stands here, lost in thought. Seeing you, he bellows, \YES SIR!\"
 9198 data "...thingy???"
 9199 data "It's 1000 secrets the government doesn't want you to know!"
 9200 data "The letters O and R."
 9201 data "A magical... magic thing."
 9202 data "It's a moment of silence."
 9203 data "It's Sirhan-Sirhan, looking guilty."
 9204 data "It's \Chicken Soup for the Kitten-seeking Soulless Robot.\"
 9205 data "It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth."
 9206 data "It is a cloud shaped like an ox."
 9207 data "You see a snowflake here, melting slowly."
 9208 data "It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it."
 9209 data "Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here."
 9210 data "It's a copy of \Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance\."
 9211 data "This invisible box contains a pantomime horse."
 9212 data "A mason jar lies here open. It's label reads: \do not open!\."
 9213 data "A train of thought chugs through here."
 9214 data "This jar of pickles expired in 1957."
 9215 data "Someone's identity disk lies here."
 9216 data "\Yes!\ says the bit."
 9217 data "\No!\ says the bit."
 9218 data "A dodecahedron bars your way."
 9219 data "Mr. Hooper is here, surfing."
 9220 data "It's a big smoking fish."
 9221 data "You have new mail in /var/spool/robot"
 9222 data "Just a monitor with the blue element burnt out."
 9223 data "A pile of coaxial plumbing lies here."
 9224 data "It's a rotten old shoe."
 9225 data "It's a hundred-dollar bill."
 9226 data "It's a Dvorak keyboard."
 9227 data "It's a cardboard box full of 8-tracks."
 9228 data "Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork."
 9229 data "A broken metronome sits here, it's needle off to one side."
 9230 data "A sign reads: \Go home!\"
 9231 data "A sign reads: \No robots allowed!\"
 9232 data "It's the handheld robotfindskitten game, by Tiger."
 9233 data "This particular monstrosity appears to be ENIAC."
 9234 data "This is a tasty-looking banana creme pie."
 9235 data "A wireframe model of a hot dog rotates in space here."
 9236 data "Just the empty husk of a locust."
 9237 data "You disturb a murder of crows."
 9238 data "It's a copy of the robotfindskitten EULA."
 9239 data "It's Death."
 9240 data "It's an autographed copy of \Secondary Colors,\ by Bob Ross."
 9241 data "It is a marzipan dreadnought that appears to have melted and stuck."
 9242 data "It's a DVD of \Crouching Monkey, Hidden Kitten\, region encoded for the moon."
 9243 data "It's Kieran Hervold.  Damn dyslexia!"
 9244 data "A non-descript box of crackers."
 9245 data "It's an inverted billiard ball!"
 9246 data "\Move along! Nothing to see here!\"
 9247 data "It's the embalmed corpse of Vladimir Lenin."
 9248 data "A coupon for one free steak-fish at your local family diner."
 9249 data "A set of keys to a 2001 Rolls Royce. Worthless."
 9250 data "A gravestone stands here.  \Izchak Miller, ascended.\"
 9251 data "Someone has written \ad aerarium\ on the ground here."
 9252 data "A large blue eye floats in midair."
 9253 data "This appears to be a statue of Perseus."
 9254 data "There is an opulent throne here."
 9255 data "It's a squad of Keystone Kops."
 9256 data "This seems to be junk mail addressed to the finder of the Eye of Larn."
 9257 data "A wondrous and intricate golden amulet.  Too bad you have no neck."
 9258 data "The swampy ground around you seems to stink with disease."
 9259 data "An animate blob of acid.  Being metallic, you keep well away."
 9260 data "It's a copy of Knuth with the chapter on kitten-search algorithms torn out."
 9261 data "A crowd of people, and at the center, a popular misconception."
 9262 data "The intermission from a 1930s silent movie."
 9263 data "It's a lost wallet. It's owner didn't have pets, so you discard it."
 9264 data "This place is called Antarctica. There is no kitten here."
 9265 data "It's a mousetrap, baited with soap."
 9266 data "A book with \Don't Panic\ in large friendly letters across the cover."
 9267 data "A compendium of haiku about metals."
 9268 data "A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era."
 9269 data "A hollow voice says \Plugh\."
 9270 data "A knight who says \Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"
 9271 data "A neural net -- maybe it's trying to recognize kitten."
 9272 data "A screwdriver."
 9273 data "A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany."
 9274 data "A tetradrachm dated \42 B.C.\"
 9275 data "A voice booms out \Onward, kitten soldiers...\"
 9276 data "An eminently forgettable zahir."
 9277 data "Apparently, it's Edmund Burke."
 9278 data "For a moment, you feel something in your hands, but it disappears!"
 9279 data "Here is a book about Robert Kennedy."
 9280 data "Hey, robot, leave those lists alone."
 9281 data "Ho hum.  Another synthetic a posteriori."
 9282 data "It's Asimov's Laws of Robotics.  You feel a strange affinity for them."
 9283 data "It's Bach's Mass in B-minor!"
 9284 data "It's a bug."
 9285 data "It's a synthetic a priori truth!  Immanuel would be so pleased!"
 9286 data "It's the Tiki Room."
 9287 data "Just some old play by a Czech playwright, and you can't read Czech."
 9288 data "Kitten is the letter 'Q'.  Oh, wait, maybe not."
 9289 data "Quidquid Latine dictum sit, kitten non est."
 9290 data "Sutro Tower is visible at some distance through the fog."
 9291 data "The Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998."
 9292 data "The United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit."
 9293 data "The non-kitten item like this but with \false\ and \true\ switched is true."
 9294 data "The non-kitten item like this but with \true\ and \false\ switched is false."
 9295 data "This is the chapter called \A Map of the Cat?\ from Feynman's autobiography."
 9296 data "This is the forest primeval."
 9297 data "Werner's \Pocket Field Guide to Things That Are Not Kitten\."
 9298 data "You found nettik, but that's backwards."
 9299 data "You have found some zinc, but you must not stop here, for you must find kitten."
 9300 data "\50 Years Among the Non-Kitten Items\, by Ann Droyd."
 9301 data "\Robot may not injure kitten, or, through inaction, ...\"
 9302 data "\Address Allocation for Private Internets\ by Yakov Rekhter et al."
 9303 data "\Mail Routing and the Domain System\ by Craig Partridge."
 9304 data "\The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism\ by Emmanuel Goldstein."
 9305 data "\201 Kitten Verbs, Fully Conjugated\. You look for \find\."
 9306 data "A card shark sits here, practicing his Faro shuffle.  He ignores you."
 9307 data "A copy of DeCSS.  They're a dime a dozen these days."
 9308 data "A demonic voice proclaims \There is no kitten, only Zuul\.  You flee."
 9309 data "A lotus.  You make an interesting pair."
 9310 data "A milk carton, with a black and white picture of kitten on the side."
 9311 data "Any ordinary robot could see from a mile away that this wasn't kitten."
 9312 data "A stegosaurus, escaped from the stegosaurusfindsrobot game.  It finds you."
 9313 data "Baling wire and chewing gum."
 9314 data "Chewing gum and baling wire."
 9315 data "Here is no kitten but only rock, rock and no kitten and the sandy road."
 9316 data "Hey, I bet you thought this was kitten."
 9317 data "It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three."
 9318 data "It pleases you to be kind to what appears to be kitten -- but it's not!"
 9319 data "It's a blatant plug for Ogg Vorbis, http://www.vorbis.com/"
 9320 data "It's a business plan for a new startup, kitten.net."
 9321 data "It's a revised business plan for a new startup, my.kitten.net."
 9322 data "It's a square."
 9323 data "It seems to be a copy of \A Tail of Two Kitties\."
 9324 data "It's the Donation of Constantine!"
 9325 data "It's this message, nothing more."
 9326 data "Lysine, an essential amino acid.  Well, maybe not for robots."
 9327 data "No kitten here."
 9328 data "The score for a Czech composer's \Kitten-Finding Symphony in C\."
 9329 data "This looks like Bradley's \Appearance and Reality\, but it's really not."
 9330 data "This non-kitten item no verb."
 9331 data "You feel strangely unfulfilled."
 9332 data "You hit the non-kitten item.  The non-kitten item fails to yowl."
 9333 data "You suddenly yearn for your distant homeland."
 9334 data "You've found the snows of yesteryear!  So that's where they all went to."
 9335 data "Approaching.  One car.  J.  Followed by.  Two car.  M, M.  In five. Minutes."
 9336 data "Free Jon Johansen!"
 9337 data "Free Dmitry Sklyarov!"
 9338 data "One person shouts \What do we want?\ The crowd answers \Free Dmitry!\"
 9339 data "Judith Platt insults librarians."
 9340 data "This map is not the territory."
 9341 data "\Go back to Libraria!\, says Pat Schroeder."
 9342 data "This is a porcelain kitten-counter.  0, 0, 0, 0, 0..."
 9343 data "An old bootable business card, unfortunately cracked down the middle."
 9344 data "A kitten sink, for washing kitten (if only kitten liked water)."
 9345 data "A kitten source (to match the kitten sink)."
 9346 data "If it's one thing, it's not another."
 9347 data "If it's not one thing, it's another."
 9348 data "A caboodle."
 9349 data "A grin."
 9350 data "A hedgehog.  It looks like it knows something important."
 9351 data "You've found... Oh wait, that's just a cat."
 9352 data "Robot should not be touching that."
 9353 data "Air Guitar!!!  NA na NA na!!"
 9354 data "An aromatherapy candle burns with healing light."
 9355 data "You find a bright shiny penny."
 9356 data "It's a free Jon Johansen!"
 9357 data "It's a free Dmitry Sklyarov!"
 9358 data "The rothe hits!  The rothe hits!"
 9359 data "It's an Internet chain letter about sodium laureth sulfate."
 9360 data "Ed Witten sits here, pondering string theory."
 9361 data "Something is written here in the dust.  You read: \rJbotf ndQkttten\."
 9362 data "We wish you a merry kitten, and a happy New Year!"
 9363 data "Run away!  Run away!"
 9364 data "You can see right through this copy of Brin\'s \Transparent Society\."
 9365 data "This copy of \Steal This Book\ has been stolen from a bookstore."
 9366 data "It's Roya Naini."
 9367 data "This kit is the fourteenth in a series of kits named with Roman letters."
 9368 data "This is the tenth key you've found so far."
 9369 data "You find a fraud scheme in which loans are used as security for other loans."
 9370 data "It's the phrase \and her\, written in ancient Greek."
 9371 data "It's the author of \Randomness and Mathematical Proof\."
 9372 data "It's the crusty exoskeleton of an arthropod!"
 9373 data "It's Emporer Shaddam the 4th's planet!"
 9374 data "It's the triangle leg adjacent to an angle divided by the leg opposite it."
 9375 data "It's a bottle of nail polish remover."
 9376 data "You found netkit! Way to go, robot!"
 9377 data "It's the ASCII Floating Head of Seth David Schoen!"
 9378 data "A frosted pink party-cake, half eaten."
 9379 data "A bitchin' homemade tesla coil."
 9380 data "Conan O'Brian, sans jawbone."
 9381 data "It's either a mirror, or another soulless kitten-seeking robot."
 9382 data "Preoccupation with finding kitten prevents you from investigating further."
 9383 data "Fonzie sits here, mumbling incoherently about a shark and a pair of waterskis."
 9384 data "The ghost of your dance instructor, his face a paper-white mask of evil."
 9385 data "A bag of groceries taken off the shelf before the expiration date."
 9386 data "A book: Feng Shui: the art of randomly arranging items that are not kitten."
 9387 data "This might be the fountain of youth, but you'll never know."
 9388 data "Tigerbot Hesh."
 9389 data "Stimutacs."
 9390 data "A canister of pressurized whipped cream, sans whipped cream."
 9391 data "The non-kitten item bites!"
 9392 data "A chain hanging from two posts reminds you of the Gateway Arch."
 9393 data "A mathematician calculates the halting probability of a Turing machine."
 9394 data "A number of short theatrical productions are indexed 1, 2, 3, ... n."
 9395 data "A technical university in Australia."
 9396 data "It is -- I just feel something wonderful is about to happen."
 9397 data "It's a Cat 5 cable."
 9398 data "It's a U.S. president."
 9399 data "It's a piece of cloth used to cover a stage in between performances."
 9400 data "The ionosphere seems charged with meaning."
 9401 data "This tomography is like, hella axial, man!"
 9402 data "It's your favorite game -- robotfindscatan!"
 9403 data "Just a man selling an albatross."